Texas!? You said you wouldn’t even come to Philly for a pet lmao :P

i won’t, and i won’t go to texas, either. the breeder does overnight shipping for domestic purchases.

what color do you want?

i’m in love with california high-whites. i’d prefer the 100% white one, but it’s a rarer variation, whereas the one with black along the top is more common. (they all have black head spots.)

August 20 2014, 07:01 PM   •   3 notes
metal gear solid?

kingsnakes, actually

August 20 2014, 06:49 PM   •   2 notes

i’m balls deep in snake research

August 20 2014, 06:39 PM   •   2 notes

titytwochainz:

cybercucumber:

titytwochainz:

why white boys end every sentence they type with haha??

to be honest i find it weirder that black people often just dont use verbs

slang is an actual type of language that people (not just black) use. that unnecessary, uneasy creep ass laugh at the end of every thing y’all type is a defense mechanism, so if you slip up you can claim it was a joke. grow some nuts and get some conviction u lil weak bitch. 

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Oberyn Martell meme: (2/4) four relationships → Oberyn & Doran
“I am not blind, nor deaf. I know that you all believe me weak, frightened, feeble. Your father knew me better. Oberyn was ever the viper. Deadly, dangerous, unpredictable. No man dared tread on him. I was the grass. Pleasant, complaisant, sweet-smelling, swaying with every breeze. Who fears to walk upon the grass? But it is the grass that hides the viper from his enemies and shelters him until he strikes.”
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oh my god baby ball pythons are soooo cute

bishoujo senshi clover and ophelia

bishoujo senshi clover and ophelia

August 19 2014, 09:29 PM   •   3 notes

my warrior is such a babe

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