omfg how did you—which PD was it?

maryland’s. to dial internationally from my workplace, you have to press 9-011 then the local phone number. so, like a dummy, i pressed 9-11 then the local number, and it went straight to the police lmfao

so, uh.

there’s nothing more awkward than trying to phone an international number and dialing the police instead.

doflamingo makes flat, pointy-toed shoes absolutely menacing

F A C E L E S S  M E N ➻ fake book of the houses 

  • Angelica: this game is gonna need a
  • Angelica: trigger warning
  • Angelica: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Saskia: god
  • Saskia: goodbye
  • Saskia: ban_set ange

kansoni:

たか松 Takamatsu in Fukuoka is a beautiful restaurant. You have a choice from their set menu based on your budget and it’s very reasonable. If you sit at the counter, you can see through the glass top to reveal a salt-based decoration that looks like a zen garden running along the entire counter (regrettably, which I didn’t get a shot of).  

kendra-p:

"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." 

kendra-p:

"I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." 

anonymouscomrade:

dgtalronin:

opalmermaid:

faisdm:

chocolate-covered-portals:

airbenderedacted:

catchday:

Full-scale Portal turret

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT

No.

The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.

"HEL-LO"

"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*

"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"

*sobbing*

I NEED 10000 OF THESE

Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies

I’ll buy two if they can rig it up to shoot nerf darts

wait what, i have to pay money to play past the prologue???

currently: agonizing over which tsundere to romance